LOL Marina....

First off, she has to be attractive, “decent”, thin, have long hair and a job.

She must not be fat, oh no – if you weigh over 130lbs Larry ain't interested. Nor can she be black. (“I don’t care if she looks like Halle Berry”, Larry emphasises: “I will not ever date a black girl”.)

I know somebody with three 'not bad looking' daughters who might meet his requirements. I have a feeling they may have set their sights a tad higher though.

LOL ele, if they don't score at the Harry party, he may be option (2)

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@the_great_she_elephant wrote:

First off, she has to be attractive, “decent”, thin, have long hair and a job.

She must not be fat, oh no – if you weigh over 130lbs Larry ain't interested. Nor can she be black. (“I don’t care if she looks like Halle Berry”, Larry emphasises: “I will not ever date a black girl”.)

 

I know somebody with three 'not bad looking' daughters who might meet his requirements. I have a feeling they may have set their sights a tad higher though.

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Only two of them are "good", though, and mentioned  ^^^^^^   

Opening post got edited.  Seriously?!!