A man walked into a bar

(no punchline)

 

 

 

What's your favourite pub meal?

 

 

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Some people can go their whole lives and never really live for a single minute.

something without a mountain of chips.   don't think it exists!

A guy walks in.........ok, he did not walk in, he was already there.

 

One guy says, "I slept with my wife before we were married, did you?".

 

The other guy says, "I don't know; what was her maiden name?".



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"High and low pressure systems cause the day-to-day changes in our weather." ...Metoffice.......


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A potato walks into a bar and all eyes were on him!



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"High and low pressure systems cause the day-to-day changes in our weather." ...Metoffice.......


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A hamburger and a french fry walk into a bar.

 

The bartender says, "I'm sorry we don't serve food here



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"High and low pressure systems cause the day-to-day changes in our weather." ...Metoffice.......


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What do you call a Bohemian that gets thrown out of a bar?

A bounced Czech



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"High and low pressure systems cause the day-to-day changes in our weather." ...Metoffice.......


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A guy with dyslexia walks into a bra.



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"High and low pressure systems cause the day-to-day changes in our weather." ...Metoffice.......


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Sorry Crikey.....you started it.

 

 

Woman Tongue



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"High and low pressure systems cause the day-to-day changes in our weather." ...Metoffice.......


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Clarkey of course!! Man LOL  PUPS reign!!

A horse walks into a bar

 

...why the long face Smiley Very Happy

 

Smal Creeps??

 

Waves madly if its you ♥