Highway to Hell or Phantom of the Opera, whichever one you choose you’d be wrong. 

 Personally I prefer “  AThousand Years”  from my all time fave Twilight movies. Nothing like a handsome vampire to offer you immortality....hic

(With Apologies To Banjo Patterson)

I’d composed a sort of letter,

Which I had for want of better

Common sense and circumspection

Posted on an Ebay thread

 ‘T’was in innocence I sent it,

Never dreamed that I’d repent it,

For I thought the button pushers

Would be fast asleep in bed

But a missive came directed

From a quarter unexpected,

And I’m sure the same was written

By a robot on the keys,

‘T’was an ebay mod who wrote it

And verbatim I’ll not quote it,

But in essence it said ‘Watch it!

Or you’re headed overseas.

Now I’m feeling hurt and puzzled

To have been so cruelly muzzled,

And my self-esteem’s deflated,

Like a leaky old balloon.

But it seems there is a lesson,

To be learnt from my transgression –

It’s the posters pay the piper,

 but the mods who call the tune.