My comments aren't directed at Tradies in general......just the dishonest ones.

I would assume C.  

Or is it possible you give them the *bleeps*...........

you could just ask them

E) If they've been in there a few minutes, it's obviously having been in the company of Ms Mioux for a while. They need to ummmmm.......

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@carls*world wrote:

E) If they've been in there a few minutes, it's obviously having been in the company of Ms Mioux for a while. They need to ummmmm.......

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Hubba hubba........that'll be it!

I usually find it is after I have given them their third cup of tea they want to use the loo.

I just want to know if they left the seat up?

C

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@i-once-was-bump wrote:

I usually find it is after I have given them their third cup of tea they want to use the loo.

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That would qualify you as a option C