To become a successful entrepeneur in India,so I've decided to open a chain of bowling alleys at all the leper colonies there.


@poddster wrote:

Was the operation successful on reinserting your eyeballs after that incident? I an guessing the one was a success but the other a dismal failure, hence you political one eyed views 🙂


   how did you know about my eye ?

I have eyes an ears everyehere 😉

 

Very little escapes my notice

 

 

I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.


@poddster wrote:

I have eyes an ears everyehere 😉

 

Very little escapes my notice

 

 


 fair enough. i'm planning a trip to murano for some replacements next year,  maybe something a little less discreet.

I'm not buying a leg of ham next Christmas. Not even half a one.

 

Going to get them to slice an appropriate amount up for me at the Coles deli.

I have 3 new years resolutions:

 

1. work less next year

2. walk an hour every other day

3. hoard less

get into bolts comment section under yet another ID and try and last more than 45 minutes (which is my record)

Back on the posts about dress sizes.

When i first started posting --a thread appeared--what section will

i list my size 22? (larger than usual ).for sale.

Suggested -under -tents in camping--or parachutes in aviation.

Got the big--mongrel of the month award for that post--went on for days.......................Richo.

Sizing in ladies clothing varies from shop to shop...even different clothes from the same place can lack consistency 😞

It should all be based on a standard set of measurements but that's just too hard apparently.


Resolutions:

1. not worry so much about things I can't change.

2. not worry about how much chocolate I eat 'cause life needs its little pleasures.

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more art and exercise

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