Ok so you stil cant call your cat P u s s y.

I call my cat that very day, better be careful i might get arrested LOL

thats not even close to funny you know.

Not funny at all Joe !!!!

Unbelievable.

And disgusting.

dont like that one huh?

what about...

A duck walks into a bar and asks, "Got any grapes?" The bartender, confused, tells the duck that no, his bar doesn't serve grapes. The duck thanks him and leaves. The next day, the duck returns and says, "Got any grapes?" Again, the bartender tells him that, no, the bar does not serve grapes, has never served grapes, and, furthermore, will never serve grapes. The duck, a little ruffled, thanks him and leaves. The next day, the duck returns, but before he can say anything, the bartender begins to yell: "Listen, duck! This is a bar! We do not serve grapes! If you ever ask for grapes again, I will nail your stupid duck beak to the bar!" The duck is silent for a moment, and then asks, "Got any nails?" Confused, the bartender says no. "Good!" says the duck. "Got any grapes?" 

Thats stupid because ducks can't talk.

tough audience

A guy walks into the doctor's office. A banana stuck in one of his ears, a cucumber in the other ear, and a grape stuck in one nostril. The man says, "Doc, this is terrible. What's wrong with me?" The doctor says, "Well, first of all, you need to eat more sensibly." 

thought Id seen a lot in this place but that takes the cake. Seriously, any respect I had just flew out the window

If it was me and I made an error like that, I would delete it.