I bet he was probably the first man in history to ever wish he had gotten a small one.

link worked and they went to jail.

Thanks Duff, so the link stays as-is, just the displayed word gets bleeped.

That's a relief

I wonder what the "obscene phrase" was

Probably rhymed with "Merchant Banker"

Or maybe it was "Merchant Banker"

there was a character in Adelaide who had the name 'sue' tattooed on his forehead,  i asked who sue was and he said she was an ex who did it while he was asleep (drunk)  Years later i ran into him in town and he pulled out some pictures of his 'girlfriend ' oddly enough at the time she was my partner.. he was stalking her. 

bit scary there lake

Reminds me of Johnny Cash "A Boy Named Sue"

I just can't get over how anyone could stay asleep during a tattooing - I thought it was pretty painful (?)

Unless you were completely drugged/boozed and near to catatonia