I've found one.

Question:  What percentage of water is celery?

Yeah celery has virtually no nutrition in it.  It's basically all water so what percentage of water is it?

Best answer:

Water is exactly 0% celery.

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@j*oono wrote:

I've found one.

 

Question:  What percentage of water is celery?

 

Yeah celery has virtually no nutrition in it.  It's basically all water so what percentage of water is it?

 

Best answer:

 

Water is exactly 0% celery.

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😄  😄 

good one

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@j*oono wrote:

I love the will my laptop get heavier one too 😄

 

I wonder if there is a site especially for funny questions and answers.

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Yep  it's called Yahoo Answers.