I liked Darkside' clever comment.

It doesn't matter if the horse is young or old.

But it makes a difference if the poo is fresh or matured......matured is best for the garden.

I think the C word is the new word.  Its everywhere now.

Well, at least the C word is a lot more useful than the P word.

No, no, no, since freshie's comment I like the 'B' word best 

My word yes... but not to the horse 

As crystal said, old manure is great for the garden.  You don't want new horsesh as it contains a lot of seeds and weeds, so you wait until it's mature manure 

my pet hates.....

Every second  "ground breaking", "landmark" item on the news appears to be either Historic (pronounced 'istooric), iconic

or pays "homage (pronounced Ohmarj ) to somebody or something that some fool deemed important enough to fill the

gap or lead to another nonsense segway

Well you learn something every day

segue

A segue i/ˈsɛɡweɪ/ is a smooth transition from one topic or section to the next.[1]

The term is derived from Italian segue, "it follows"; the pronunciation in English differs from the original Italian pronunciation.

Ah well colic, we are not allowed to segue to another topic here if we do we will be pulled back in line  

So no segue-ing