Examination of genitalia reveals that he is circus sized.

 

 

this one needs pictures

They were probably referring to the performing midgets


Some people can go their whole lives and never really live for a single minute.

Can't find an emoticon to fully express how much my stomach, ribs and faced ached afer laughing so hard the tears started.

 

Freaking awesome

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You can't please all the people all the time, so now I just please myself