G'day T.I

Merry Christmas to you too. I will be visiting your lovely country in 9 months.

Merry Christmas Tommy.


Braff, lucky you.

Hi im back to wish you all a Merry Christmas..

Merry Christmas to you too Tommy 🙂

Dear God: Let me give you a list of just some of the things I must remember to be a good Dog.
1. I will not eat the cats' food before they eat it or after they throw it up.
2. I will not roll on dead seagulls, fish, crabs, etc., just because I like the way they smell.
3. The Litter Box is not a cookie jar.
4. The sofa is not a 'face towel'.
5. The garbage collector is not stealing our stuff.
6. I will not play tug-of-war with Dad's underwear when he's on the toilet.
7. Sticking my nose into someone's crotch is an unacceptable way of saying 'hello'.
8. I don't need to suddenly stand straight up when I'm under the coffee table
9. I must shake the rainwater out of my fur before entering the house - not after.
10. I will not come in from outside and immediately drag my butt across the carpet.
11. I will not sit in the middle of the living room and lick my crotch.
12. The cat is not a 'squeaky toy' so when I play with him and he makes that noise, it's usually not a good thing.

:-):-)

Hi Tommy...and a very Merry Xmas to you guys.

Don,t get too sunburnt,Lol..don,t hold back on the Guiness ...eh up, lets sup.

A man takes his Rottweiler to the vet.

"My dog's cross-eyed, is there anything you can do for him?"

"Well" says the vet, "Let's have a look at him"

So he picks the dog up and examines his eyes, then checks his teeth. Finally, he says,

"I'm going to have to put him down"

"What? Because he's cross-eyed?"

"'No, because he's really heavy".


:^O

Hi Tom-best wishes to you.
Are you related to Pat and Mick-heard a few jokes about emB-).
Richo.

Hi tom..merry Xmas.

Life lessons learned from a dog
1. If you stare at someone long enough, eventually you'll get what you want.
2. Don't go out without ID.

3. Be direct with people; let them know exactly how you feel by pissing on their shoes.

4. Be aware of when to hold your tongue, and when to use it.

5. Leave room in your schedule for a good nap.

6. Always give people a friendly greeting. A cold nose in the crotch is most effective.

7. When you do something wrong, always take responsibility (as soon as you're dragged shamefully out from under the bed).

8. If it's not wet and sloppy, it's not a real kiss.

I moved to the Canary Isles 7/9/2009.. am here 1 year now.. No snow here..