Just think of all the trees I could kill off and the underground water sources I can pollute as I rot away if I get buried :^O Has some kind of appeal don't it 😉

How would 'rotting away' kill off trees, Moorna?

In a corner of the churchyard,

Where the myrtle boughs entwine,

There grow roses in their posies,

Fertilised by Clementine.

How would 'rotting away' kill off trees, Moorna?

The big tap roots grow downward don't they, and there I'll be awaiting them with my toxins :^O

I want to know how I can be turned into a diamond! I like that idea :^O

Im planning on having some of my first husbands ashes into a diamond. 

I've told my family that my ashes need to be put into a lovely vase and admired everyday.

I want to be placed in the centre of the family home so I can watch over them all, that means the dogs too.

Im planning on having some of my first husbands ashes into a diamond.

oh wow!  how lovely 🙂

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_profilepage&v=Rjr2me9c5nQ

OR....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=lS8EXkiicOo

neither

a chamber tomb garage, i deserve no less

neither   a chamber tomb garage, i deserve no less

Chamber POT more like Joz ;-):^O

I have decided simply not to die B-)

Shazza's mum had the idea...cremated...then bung the ashes into an old  ugg boot and head off to "The Rock" for dispersal.

http://twitchfilm.com/2012/10/trailer-park-movie-housos-vs-authority-gets-a-trailer.html