I was walking on the beach one day, when I stumbled upon an old brass lantern......upon rubbing the tarnish off, a genie appeared.
He told me I could have one wish, so I wished I was hung like my grandfather..........
Nothing happened, until later that night, when there was a knock on the door. I opened it, and there stood a posse, with ropes and torches............it was then that I remembered my grandfather was a horse thief......
