MERRY CHRISTMAS KILROY.
May the drummers and pipers bring good Christmas cheer,
May the lords and the ladies make bright your New Year
May the maids give you milk for your coffee and cereal,
And the swans bring you peace with their grace so ethereal
May the goose eggs be gold as the sun up above,
And the gold rings bring riches to those that you love
May the calling birds call to you softly at dawn
May the hens lay your breakfast eggs every new morn’,
May the two turtle doves bring great love to your door,
And here’s hoping the partridge won’t s**t on your floor.
