Great announcement today with our Prime Minister Tony Abbott and WA Premier Colin Barnett, providing $499 million in additional federal support for important economic infrastructure in WA, recognising the particular challenges faced by Western Australia with falls in both GST and iron ore royalty revenue

 

http://www.financeminister.gov.au/media/2015/0506-infrastructure.html

I love some of Mr Abbott's language:

 

In a TV interiew this morning:

 

"Labor spent like drunken sailors"  Woman LOL

 

reminiscent of his "shirtfront Putin" comment

 

comments like that resonate with the electorate

Icy

Those Champagne Socialists wont like comments like that.

But that doesn't worry them, they don't worry about Debt,
they just jet off overseas on holidays, let someone else
worry about the debt.



 

 

TONY ABBOTT - KIRRIBILLI'S PEST CONTROL EXPERT.

 

Tony Abbott, the Australian Prime Minister walked into a Chinese curio shop in China Town Sydney...

While looking around at the exotic merchandise, he noticed a very lifelike, life-sized, bronze statue of a rat. It had no price tag, but was so incredibly striking, Tony decided he must have it. He took it to the old shop owner and asked, "How much for the bronze rat?"

...

"Ahhh, you have chosen wisely sir ! It is $12 for the rat and $100 for the story," said the wise old man.

 

Tony quickly pulled out twelve dollars. I'll just take the rat, you can keep the story."

 

As he walked down the street carrying his bronze rat, Tony noticed that a few real rats had crawled out of the alleys and sewers and had begun following him down the street. This was a bit disconcerting, so he began walking faster.

 

A couple blocks later, he looked behind him and saw to his horror the herd of rats behind him had grown to hundreds, and they began squealing.

 

Sweating now, Tony began to trot towards Circular Quay on Sydney Harbour.

 

Again, after a couple blocks, he looked around only to discover that the rats now numbered in the MILLIONS, and were squealing and coming toward him faster and faster.

 

Terrified, he ran to the edge of Circular Quay and threw the bronze rat as far as he could into Sydney Harbour.

Amazingly, the millions of rats all jumped into the harbour after the bronze rat and were all drowned.

 

Tony Abbott walked back to the curio shop in Chinatown.

 

"Ahhh," said the owner, "You come back for story?"

 

"No sir," said the Prime Minister, "I came back to see if you have a bronze Bill Shorten."

Icy--put the hard hat on and duck--just saying....................................Richo.

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Young Shorten junior asked his mother, "How were people born?"


His mother said, "Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies, and so on."


The child then went to his father Bill Shorten and asked him the same question and he told his most beloved son, "We were monkeys then we evolved to become like we are now."


The child ran back to his mother and said, "You lied to me!"...


His mother replied, "No, your father was talking about his side of the family."

 

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Must have been the revered Labor rat "Scabby" 

 

Scabby the Rat, Rats in the ranks, you Dirty Rat, Labor Rat jokes  and all other Rat memorabilia. It's enough to give Rats a bad name Smiley Wink

idlewhile
Community Member

The budget gets wide support and  the PM and the govt gets a boost in the polls.

well done Mr Hockey.

 

Media get budget wrong


As an exercise in media manipulation, this week's budget scores top marks. The government's spin doctors managed to convince the media it was a "stimulatory budget" when it was actually mildly contractionary.

 
 As an exercise in media manipulation, this week's budget scores top marks. The government's spin doctors managed to convince the media it was a "stimulatory budget" when it was actually mildly contractionary.
 
..Don't be misled. The 1.5 percentage-point cut in the company tax rate for small businesses is itself small. The equivalent cut for unincorporated businesses will yield a maximum saving of less than $20 a week.

And the two-year offer of an immediate 100 per cent write-off for newly purchased business assets costing less than $20,000 each is nothing like the rort-inducing "bonanza" imagined by innumerate journos and economists who don't know as much accounting as they should.
 
But note the measure's downside: because it's temporary, its main effect will be to draw forward into the next two financial years spending that would otherwise have occurred in subsequent years, leaving a vacuum in those years. And because most motor vehicles and business equipment are imported, much of the increased investment spending will "leak" into imports.

Another part of the hype is the government's claim that small businesses are "the engine room of the economy". Nonsense. Big business is. As the budget's fine print admits, small business accounts for only about 38 per cent of the workforce and about a third of production.