https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q4cFSpqMsl4

Because I'm terribly bored and can't sleep

I thought I would present you with a poem

I have called it 

Ode To Chuk

Chuk Chuk

Where for art thou Chuk

Looking for you high and low

So far without no luck

Im outa here 

I have a life

The rest of you 

S u c k 

Never fear I'll be back

So be prepared

for the next attack

And don't forget to duck

what a loser you are.

And your mates.

There is only one cranky pants in this thread 

Not really Pepe.  

If you meet King George's men, dressed in blue and red,
You be careful what you say, and mindful what is said.
If they call you " pretty maid," and chuck you 'neath the chin,
Don't you tell where no one is, nor yet where no one's been !

(Rudyard Kipling: A Smuggler's Song.)

I think  nevynreally   should stop smoking that pretty green flora