Those who do not feel pain seldom think that it is felt.

Samuel Johnson

English author, critic, & lexicographer (1709 - 1784)

Teacher asks  small  children to put parenthesis into a 

Sentence

Little Johnnie puts up his hand

"Yes Johnnie"

Johnnie proudly says

"What manner of man is this

Whose balls hang in eternal parenthesis"

If you want others to be happy, practice compassion. 

If you want to be happy, practice compassion. 

~Dalai Lama

“I have often been called a Nazi, and, although it is unfair, I don't let it bother me. I don't let it bother me for one simple reason. No one has ever had a fantasy about being tied to a bed and sexually ravished by someone dressed as a liberal."

P. J. O'Rourke

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@jessicadazzler wrote:
Ah well, there you go, I'm a tad young for the Rolling Stones...

You should go see them again if they're touring any time soon.

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and yet your music thread fits this band perfectly. 

Not if you don't know who Ruby Tuesday is.  haha