That doesn't even begin to go there, but there's no "laughing til I nearly wet myself" emoticon, so I'll have to settle for that one.
I took a slice of bread, cut it in half then cut it again into eight smaller pieces - they're nice, convenient, "hold in the claw" size pieces for the cockatoos.
I went outside and put them on the shelf that's about a hand's width higher than my head, for them.
Then I stood there and wondered what the cockatoo phrase for "Stop dropping pieces of bread on my head" is.
The bird was sitting on the shelf, picking up pieces of bread, and dropping them on me.
Some birds just Know how to have fun.
