Mick Fanning.
I shudder at the thought of Peter Morrisey encountering a shark, or maybe it's Gok Wan I'm thinking of.
Either way, next season's KMart collection would end up looking like a Jaws poster.
Oh no, it's okay. We're safe. It's already been done. 
That's eerily reminiscent of the bloke who sold me my last car.
Except you can see, in that picture, that you're dealing with a shark, right away.
Spoiler
Designer label sleeping bag allows room for all body parts.
Sleep tight. Don't let the bed bugs bite.
