esayaf
Community Member
No fool like an old fool

moonflyte
Community Member

Is that a gun in your pocket or are you just glad to see me.

esayaf
Community Member
A fool and his money are soon parted

moonflyte
Community Member

Scientists announced today that they have discovered a cure for apathy. However, they claim no one has shown the slightest interest in it.

esayaf
Community Member
Uglier than a hat full of a...holes

esayaf
Community Member
As useful as an ashtray on a motorcycle

esayaf
Community Member
As useless as t.ts on a bull

esayaf
Community Member
How can you tell if a politician is lying? His lips are not moving

esayaf
Community Member
Like it or lump it

esayaf
Community Member
Suck it and see