Pope Francis was stopped by a woman in the Pheonix Park over the weekend and she begged him to help with her 19 year old son's hearing. He looked at the young man and walked towards him. He placed both hands over his ears, closed his eyes and said a beautiful prayer. The pope took his hands off the lads ears and smiled "how's your hearing now my son? "
The lad replied " I haven't a clue, Im not in court til Wednesday"

Bob got a job in a factory He was to start on Monday but called in sick On Tuesday he turned up for work and performed well He worked all week and the Forman said he was the best worker in the factory On Monday Bob called in sick He turned up on Tuesday and worked like 10 men .This became the pattern for the next 3 months Every Monday Bob called in sick
Eventually Bob was called into the office

Boss "I don't understand Bob, you are the best worker I have ever had but every Monday you call in sick Is there a problem that we can help you with Is it the booze,drugs or something? Tell me what is happening

Bob "Well on Sunday night the wife goes to bed and I call my sister. She has had a really bad time since her husband left. I go over to console her I giver her a hug and kiss and tell her I love her One thing leads to another and we end up in the bed having brutall sex all night When I wake up Monday I'm exhausted and can,t even get out of bed"

Boss " Your SISTER, you have sex with your sister Bob you are sick
Bob O"Iknow,that is what I have been telling you for 3 months"