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@not_for_sale wrote:

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@k1ooo-slr-sales wrote:

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@joztamps wrote:

All I know about wombats is what they eat.

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and if any members have daughters or grandaughters who want to date a guy whose nickname is wombat then do everything to split them up.

 

Spoiler

wombat . . . eats roots and leaves!

 

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When I was a kid I sold newspapers after school in the city. We had to call out the news headline. One afternoon the headline was about a guy who escaped from a mental institution, met and had sex with a (consenting) woman and then vanished. They wanted to find and return him.

 

Another kid who was selling the papers down the road started yelling...

Spoiler

Paper tele; nut, screws and bolts. 

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In the version I heard the woman in question worked in a laundry, so the headline being spruiked was: