What the absconding bloke with the spiced loaf said to taunt his pursuers before he was outfoxed..

4 words 3, 3'1, 5, 2.

 

You can't catch me. ???

Ya got it! 

 

"You can't catch me" -  said by the gingerbread man"

bloke  = man, spiced loaf = gingerbread, outfoxed - he was eventually tricked and eaten by a fox.

Oh brother - now I need Jane. lol

 

Thank you She.

Every other character in the Middle East has a theory. 

 

( 1 word = 4 letters )

Yes NFS.

 

Theory = idea.

Every other character in the M i d d l e  E a s t. = idea.

The Princess decollated the Mother for a classic Bread.

(5 letters)

Sorry, that's not it domino-710.