I was mightily amused by both the horn caption and the mooved caption in particular, and of course the cowcatcher one made me grin.

Those aren’t the only hilarious captions, but these have each garnered 5 helpfuls… 

With gratitude to the funny and interesting people on these boards, and in honour of this particular sacred cow… I choose imastawka’s “And still no horn” caption because I do love a double meaning.

Take it away, imastawka.