My brothers calls it being in the here after.

"What in the bloody hell am I here after"

every now and then I find the peanut butter in the fridge  😄

I've gone out nicely dressed....

with my slippers on and have had to drive home to change

I have also put on those knee high stockings...

in two different colours

Years ago I put a packet of loo paper in the fridge

I would love to know where my glasses are.... lost them over a week ago

plus, forgetting how to spell too, just go blank

and

dont even ask me to recite the times tables.... I dont know them anymore

Doesn't everyone keep their peanut butter in the fridge?

Doesn't everyone keep their peanut butter in the fridge?

Only if you want it to rip the bread in half.. 

I don't keep peanut butter, vegemite or tomato sauce in the fridge

I try to keep all of them in the fridge but someone keeps putting them back in the cupboard.

I've never kept Vegemite in the fridge....last week I had to throw out a half used one that had a penicillen farm growing in it.!

I've been in the house for over 3 years and I still don't remember which day the rubbish bins get emptied.

I've been in the house for over 3 years and I still don't remember which day the rubbish bins get emptied.

:^O :^O :^O