:^O OK, i don't actually have to (would that be considered as a figure of speech?)   I want to :^O

Then want must be your master - as my grandmother used to say. 😉

I have never heard of it.  What does it mean?

Nice diversion BTW 😉  have you been taking lessons from Bob? ;-):-p

you wouldn't understand.....it's  literary thing. nice saying ele...my mum had lots of those too.

you wouldn't understand.

try me.....but speak very slowly.....

At least now I know who signs 'em Joz

LOLOL

oh, i didnt check that Crikey...goes for a look ->

....Mine arent signed!:|

How's this for a Court Case?

(Sorry, no link cos there is an open comments section attatched to the Newspaper article, so if you want to read it google the title)

"Pretty harsh: Man sues wife for being ugly .... and wins £75k payout4 Nov 2012 00:00

Jian Feng became suspicious when he saw his baby for the first time - and discovered his wife's good looks were due to plastic surgery

A judge in the northern Chinese court said she had tricked Feng into marrying her – and also granted a divorce. He ruled that since Feng had not been aware of the surgery, his wife had used “false premises”."

mine weren't either joz, just a general one LOLOL

At least now I know who signs 'em Joz   LOLOL

so i think i get what you mean now lol (robotic?