So you knew that God performed IVF on Mary. Of course! Didn't everyone?   So how did God create the big bang out of nothing? What's the alternative? NOTHING created the big bang out of nothing?   Scientist have been trying to work at the answer for thousands of years and the religious will say the answer is in the bible. You'd just wished they told the scientist to save them a lot of time.  We've told them but they're like some on here - think they are too intelligent and too educated to believe those fairy tales.

He is coming to Sydney Entertainment Centre in June.  Pre-sale starts next Wed.  I'm thinking of going.

You should. I saw the production with John Farnham and Kate Ceberano, it was a really good show

So if you're saying God is not nothing, he must've come from somewhere right since you say something cannot come from nothing. 

BTW if you're up to date with quantum physics, they're suggestions that the universe CAN come from nothing(no matter, no particles can create everything) such the entire energy of the universe is zero. Go watch the lecture by prof Laurrence Krausse: A Universe from nothing. It's amazing. 

Since you already have the answer. How did God create the Big Bang?

Well, that's simple Bob, it's a matter of 'faith' & something to do with 'omnipotence'.

Even so, Everybody knows that the Final Proof of the non-Existence of God was proven by a Babel Fish.

Now, it is such a bizarrely improbable coincidence that anything so mind-bogglingly useful could have evolved purely by chance that some have chosen to see it as the final proof of the NON-existence of God.

The argument goes something like this:

"I refuse to prove that I exist” says God, “for proof denies faith, and without faith I am nothing”.

“But” says Man, “the Babel fish is a dead giveaway isn’t it?.  It could not have evolved by chance.  It proves that You exist, and so therefore, by Your own arguments, You Don’t”  

“Oh dear” says God, “I hadn’t thought of that” and promptly vanishes in a puff of logic.

“Oh, that was easy,” says Man, and for an encore goes on to prove that black is white and gets himself killed on the next zebra crossing.

adams 'ad 'ad a lot of booze that day 

Bob wrote:Since you already have the answer. How did God create the Big Bang?

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that's easy ... he went down to Bunnings and bought a 'Universe Kit' - the instructions were: "just add water and .... RUN".

You should. I saw the production with John Farnham and Kate Ceberano, it was a really good show

Kate has an amazin voice

"I dont know how to love him"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gDNIIMp1pp0

and here is Mel C in the current prod

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3wQd9vuGnA

that's easy ... he went down to Bunnings and bought a 'Universe Kit' - the instructions were: "just add water and .... RUN".

If you don't know, just say so. 

Bob: "How did God create the Big Bang?"

rabbit: "that's easy ... he went down to Bunnings and bought a 'Universe Kit' - the instructions were: 'just add water and .... RUN'".

Bob: "If you don't know, just say so. 

rabbit: "In case you are wondering, that was sarcasm.... if I knew how He did it I would be the ONLY ONE and I wouldn't be explaining it here would I? I could be charging $zillions for the information.