I will happily prepare a cat-flap casserole for you. Woody or plastic spice notes.

AHHH, a catflap. That's a cat sized hole in a door that gets nailed shut once the cat is outside. And hopefully heading towards roadkill.

judge(girl)-calling-for-order.gifNo!

 

 

Stick with the chicken... french-hen.gif

I want to know what a chicken scolder is?

 

Is it someone who says... bad chook you can't do that?

Yes. Yes it is. It says “you’re a naughty, naughty chicken! Bad, chicken. Bad!” whenever the hen raping gets out of hand. We have 4 roosters and they strut around in a group and gang rape the hens. (Seriously!) It’s getting out of hand and 3 of them have to go…. Into the scalder!

Thank you for that.

 

So it's similar to John Williamson chastising Bill the Cat.