If it goies back to the supermarket make sure you send your shopping list with it.

Fabulous thread, I thought dear Joe had suffered an episode of sorts for a sec but no- it's a real chicken problem.

Patricia sounds like she's got style. They don't live long lives do they? Maybe just leave her there / keep feeding and watering her til nature takes its course?

I understand your wife though, we have a giant possum called Wilbur living in our garage roof.

I am going to go with taz idea try and bring her feed to the ground  and them we are half way there as I have a pman if she feeds on the ground  as she is to fast for me and also can fly whithiut a plane we have a cat cage which we use for the vet. I can then put her feed in there and have a long string on the doir and when she goes inn clise the door. Then she will go to a goid home in a farm with 4 other chicjebs and some sheep and mix with her breed

Thankyou so very much for the amusement. I thought I was special having a Tawny Frogmouth visit me every night when I sit outside and have a coffee but I can't top that one. 

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@elusiveeditions wrote:

Fabulous thread, I thought dear Joe had suffered an episode of sorts for a sec but no- it's a real chicken problem.

 

Patricia sounds like she's got style. They don't live long lives do they? Maybe just leave her there / keep feeding and watering her til nature takes its course?

 

I understand your wife though, we have a giant possum called Wilbur living in our garage roof.

 

 

 

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I had one that lived for 15 years, but that's not normal. Most of mine fell off the perch between 9 and 12yo. It depends on the breed too. The commercial cross breds normally only live 5-6 years.

just arived home its 1.30 in the morning  and patricia was full asllep on a brange of the tree,  how it does not fall off  sleeping on a branch it confuses me. so i will be showing patricia the food bowl and leaving it on the ground .

could you imagine beaut   on the shopping list  is a baking tray. mix vegies ,salt and pepper ,gravy mix. 

and on its way home, she  says to herself i wonder what joes cooking tonight  strange no meat on the list ?????????

Errrrr, so the chook's still on the roof.................and the tree is about to destroy yer house.....

"michelle, please give this bloke some tips to make his life easier................."

Padi, you're incorrigible!!

I can't even blame Batgirl for that one...........................