Oh, my ribs...

performance_parts_clearance_centre
Community Member

on ‎15-12-2017 10:11 AM

 Just received a promotional e-mail from eBay - laughed so hard my sides are sore!

 

eBay Seller Protection.jpg

 

If you believe that, eBay has a special this week on beach-front properties in Alice Springs...

 

Given the sort of things which they let buyers get away with, it begs the question: what's their definition of "unfair"?

 

Anonymous
Not applicable

on ‎15-12-2017 10:17 AM

They have stuffed up again !

 

 

It is almost Christmas, not April Fool's day

 

 

Silly buggers 

melbourneclearance
Community Member
In response to Anonymous

on ‎15-12-2017 11:21 AM

"You're Protected"

 

Good thing ebay is not manufacturing condoms.

Anonymous
Not applicable
In response to melbourneclearance

on ‎15-12-2017 11:27 AM

Ha ha ha ha ha. Populaion explosion right there

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ambercat16
Community Member

on ‎15-12-2017 11:47 AM

At least they got the apostrophe in the right place😉 

gec2002
Community Member
In response to ambercat16

on ‎15-12-2017 02:24 PM

I know where I would suggest they insert their apostrophe, but at least it's grammatically correct.

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collect247
Community Member

on ‎15-12-2017 03:18 PM

Hey eBay why didn't you have my back way back when you let you precious **bleep**en buyers **bleep** me over hey?

Protected my ass hole you bunch of lying dickheads.

As you can see this post has been aimed at eBay and not the OP lol

davewil1964
Community Member

on ‎15-12-2017 05:30 PM

Their app is useless, too.

 

So that's 2 out of 4, and the others are automated.