is it true, that when i hit 500.........

1. ebay gives me 50% off my shop price


 


2. ebay gives me 20% refund on all fees each month


 


3. ebay's free postage actually becomes free


 


4. ebay presents me with a secret phone number for support


 


5. the support worker speaks english


 


6. the support worker is pro selling and is based in Australia


 


7. all my listings are always visible


 


 

Nothing changes when you hit 500 Sorry.


If it does then I want back payments from them :^O


Where did you hear this?

All of the above!  :^O:^O:^O



plus ..



8. Aus Post deliver your parcels to the correct location and as scheduled



9. You'll receive auto Positive feedback for all transactions



10. and 5 star DSRs all the way!

You do get a pretty purple star, though.

11.  Buyers are blocked from opening disputes for 45 days via paypal 🙂


You do get a pretty purple star, though.




That is about the ONLY change 🙂


that it's also true that with the deal ebay made with Australia post


 


12. they pick up your items forr free and the off sider massages your feet will the driver loads.

😮  I think you may have been hit on the head by the eBay fairy... ! :^O

13. All politicians will become honest.

TCT


You do get a pretty purple star, though.



 


Holy crap! Thankyou, eBay!!!