Met at the local aussie rules footy

chook raffle fundraiser for the new

Macca's that had just opened twelve

 foot away from Kentucky Fried Wallaby

Who was thought to be related

to Boomer the kangaroo, but alas

Kaliptus the Koala stepped in and

spat at Ringo the Dingo who

Dropped his daks and ran towards

the hotdog vendor who was cooking