Are you telling me that Santa - Santa! - or an elf-on-the-shelf in Santa’s employ would dare to be importing cheap fakes from China in the festive season???????
Why am I not surprised that Santa and the elf-on-the-shelf, Rudolph, the necktie, (and possibly the angel on the tree) have upset countess with their foreign batteries?
Isn’t it true that the flickering is the precursor to a gigantic explosion in the aftermath of which the reindeer and elves and Christmas fairy will all emerge looking sootier than if they’d gone down the chimney?
