G is for Gremlins

H is for human input error, not my design flaw

I is for Imagining it (as in you're imaging it)

J is for just let it settle for a while

K is for kicking the door

L is for Lockdown

M is for melted in the heat

N is for Nobody told me that!

O is for oppressed by foreign government

P is for P i s s e d as a newt