on 08-01-2025 05:28 PM
Could this be the government’s plan to reduce the demand for housing, by killing off a certain percentage in The Final Vegemite Protocol?
on 08-01-2025 05:44 PM
Is housing demand related to the consumption of Vegemite products and, if so, is it designed to kill off a percentage of the population, or testing to discover all true Aussies who are "happy little Vegemites"?
on 08-01-2025 05:58 PM
are 'happy little vegemites' still in their teens, and bullet-proof?
on 08-01-2025 06:14 PM
Are you an anti-Vegemite activist, and aren't we all bullet-proof anyway?
on 08-01-2025 06:16 PM
do you wear a vest?
on 08-01-2025 06:17 PM
Is a woollen vest as effective as Kevlar?
on 09-01-2025 10:00 AM
Might Santa have both; one for him and one for the sleigh?
on 09-01-2025 10:42 AM
Why buy vegemite for the sleigh, what about Rudolph?
on 09-01-2025 10:46 AM
Is there an attempt on Rudolph’s life through nefarious salty comestible means?
on 09-01-2025 10:49 AM
Is his red nose caused by high blood pressure?
