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"child support works only if both panties are reasonable"

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"It's not about the size, style or tastefulness of a ring that matters, but the way it was chosen and the spirt in which it was given! "

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"Years ago when I worked for a hardware chain we got some garden hand shears and on the label it said - Not for cutting flammable liquids!"

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"Is humanity a plague on mankind???"

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"never realised there is sooooo much subterfudge"

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"...he looks so English but is very European."

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"you would not have to be a ROCKET SURGEON to work that out"

i had assumed mt was empty lane




Yeah baby. lol.

got me laughing boy, my first.


who are you the rest of the time? only ever see you here 😛