ible to collect sounds funny when you say it,sounds like a south african and a kiwi saying it at the same time lol.

I think the Yanks spell everything the opposite way to the English out of sheer rebellion. When you think about why they left England I suppose I can't really blame them.

 

Spoiler

There once was a rumour quite credible

That people were totally edible

To prove that they're not,

Stawks leapt out of the pot

And the diners were one and all fed a bull.

 

 

These diners found this so delectable

In restaurants very respectable

That they loudly declared

'Twas divinely prepared

And all bulls were henceforth - collectable!

 

 

Love it!

I love that you've taken the time
To write such an able rhyme
One thing I regret
Please don't be upset
But I wish that the rhyme was mine.

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Bull excreta              Bull_ Cow_ - meh, bovine in a tornado          Hey, Toro!

The farmer’s dog

is there to direct

all heads of cattle

for you to collect

But you are forewarned,

at least I suspect

that all heads of cattle

sure do stink when they’re wet

Full marks, enigma, but the last two lines would be even better as "that behinds of cattle sure do stink when they shet.  Smiley Very Happy  Poetic licence with the last word so that it rhymes.