From our recruitment company's newsletter - a list of the funniest HR typos your'e glad you never

made :

"Changing to a 24/7 rotation and putting in an unpopular rota, someone mis-typed the change announcement and instead of introducing a new SHIFT PATTERN they forgot the F in Shift."

"I recall drafting a job advert which asked for 'previous experience of pubic service'."

"Recruitment advert in newspaper with additional 'Cost of Loving' Allowance!"

"Time off in loo - from an HR colleague too - unbelievable!"

"A colleague once set up her automatic e-mail signature with the salutation 'best retards'. It was number of days before she realised."

"Our people are our greatest asses."

From an employee's letter appealing against his dismissal: "I've been made an escaped goat."

"Your role demeans the need for excellent working relationships with your team."

A self-certification form listing 'genealogical problems' as the reason for absence.

Staff offered an 'exiting opportunity' when meant to be offering them something 'exciting'!

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