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I tell you what Edwina's being fairly useless, how long do they sit on eggs for? She's stopped laying and I have no idea if there's anything inside the eggs she's sitting on :^O

can you buy fake eggs, clair?

would they help.

You can buy fake eggs but I think that's to help prevent them pecking at the eggs. Like if they peck on a fake one it won't break so they give up.

Mine don't peck at the eggs

A gun might help soul or a big sharp knife

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As they say chop chop chop

I think you should change Edwina's name to Christmas dinner.

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don't be such a crawly cutterpilla, clair

What's a crawly cutterpilla?