We were never given our school milk until play lunch (recess, little lunch) by which time it was on its way to becoming school yoghurt. Yoghurt being something most of us hadnt seen until about 10 years or so later.

My father told me that a silent cop was where policemen had thrown down their hats and walked off the job and if you hit one, it was the same as running over a policeman.

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