OMG!


 


As Rusty says in National Lampoon's European Vacation: "Dad, I think he's gonna pork her."


 


 



“I’ve got my purse and my gift and my gloves and my selective serotonin re-uptake inhibitor and my monoamine oxidase inhibitor and I have my anti-anxiety disco biscuits and I am ready to go. I am really ready!” Sheila