Ha Lurker, that reminds me of the book my step father got when he retired from Telecom.
A huge bound and embossed book titled All I know about Telecommunications by ***stepfather
Blank inside 
Empty .22 shells
N.B. no animals were harmed in the making of this photo. 1 ground hog cardboard cutout was severely wounded, and a dozen eggs now resemble Humpty Dumpty
I think it might be. See the little plastic baggy to the right of the ashtray
