Having devoted too many brain-cells to this years ago

I can no longer bear even the sight of the McCann parents' faces

Who could forget the photos of the McCanns, posing endlessly -- colour co-ordinated -- smiling their heads off like rock-stars just days after their very young daughter allegedly 'disappeared'

Who could forget Kate McCann with her make-up, hair-styles, junk jewellery and alternating between her trademarked, constipated with 'grief' look and her wide smiles

Who could forget Gerry McCann as he posed before the 'game plan' whiteboard with its Masonic symbols

Who could forget their holiday buddy being airlifted from Portugal on Sir Philip Green-Topshops private jet in the hours after the child allegedly 'went missing'

Who could forget the early and swiftly purged reports which put an entirely different complexion on the goings-on that night

And didn't the cadaver dogs find voluminous cadaver evidence in the McCann's hire-car ?  

How many questions did Kate McCann refuse to answer when questioned by the Portuguese investigators -- wasn't it in the region of 42 unanswered questions, according to media reports ?

Bah humbug