When he first hurt his knee his father thought it was a good idea for him to have a bell to ring when he wanted something.

After 48 hours of this our son was in danger of having tohave the bell surgically removed from..........well...........you can guess.................he was an enthusiastic/annoying bell ringer.

I can not be bothered with all this pretendy stuff on here...............I only know how to be me..........and I quite like being me.

Besides..............if I pretended to be someone else I would forget............and still end up being me.
........actually that is not quie true..................I hate lies..............I can not see the point in it.