It would be challenging to resist the seduction of a voluptuous Valkyrie, but the thought of residing in the Halls of Valhalla with Odin and all those other other fallen in battle warriors with gaping wounds would give incentive to resist.

 

Perhaps if the Valkyrie were offered a regular supply of Schwarzwälder Torte they may look kindly on the supplier and retain him in their abode and ply him with their feminine whiles to ensure the continuity of supply 🙂 

I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.