As the saying goes, "Cleanliness is next to Godliness"  That is just the sort of "cake" to come in contact with a nubile bod 🙂

The ultimate Deity knew all this when He created the Heavenly Bodies

Apples Poddster, rather than cake (as cake 🙂 )

The goddesses needed apples to retain their youth. When the apples were stolen by Loki, they started losing their looks.

that's why it is far better to be a valkyrie. No surprises. and I think they would love chocolate cakes.

It would be challenging to resist the seduction of a voluptuous Valkyrie, but the thought of residing in the Halls of Valhalla with Odin and all those other other fallen in battle warriors with gaping wounds would give incentive to resist.

Perhaps if the Valkyrie were offered a regular supply of Schwarzwälder Torte they may look kindly on the supplier and retain him in their abode and ply him with their feminine whiles to ensure the continuity of supply 🙂 

The Valkyrie chooses who lives and who dies. That is a heavy responsibility. Plenty of cake does seem in order.

A 20 year old males interpretation of a Barbie Cake 

Nww THAT is awesome - love it

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Another of mine....

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