A pom plant grows cherry tomato on the vine, while white potatoes grow in teh soil.
The most dangerous part of a plane journey from the UK to Australia, is the drive to the airport.
95% of £5 notes have been in contact with cocaine, and 27 million porn mags are sold in the UK each year. 
If you stand in front of a mirror at midnight and say "Bl**dy Mary three times, something creepy will happen ............. or not.
