Prince Charles is driving up the driveway towards Windsor Castle, when all of a sudden, one of the queens Yorkies, dashes in front of the car. Charles brakes and swerves as best as he could, but to no avail, and there is a deadening thud and noise as the dog is rattled around the front wheel arch and then squashed into the tarmac by the rear wheel.

In a bit of a panic, Charles jumps out of the car and looks around the back to see the remains of the Yorkie, which is hardly recognisable as an animal. In utter dismay, he says to himself "oh my god, mum's going to be devastated. I wish the bloody dog was OK". No sooner had he said the word "wish", a genie popped out of nowhere and said, "Charlie, today is your lucky day my friend", to which he replied, "are you mad, look at what i have done to mums dog". The genie says "Not to worry Charlie, to make your day better, I grant you one wish". Without hesitation, Charles say "Of course, I wish the dog was alive and OK". The genie looks back over at the dog and says, "Sorry Charlie, even with all of my power and magic, there isn't even anything I can do for that dog, you had better think of something else".

After a few moments of pondering, Charles says, "Oh well, could you make Camilla into a beautiful Princes for me", to which the genie replies "Bloody hell Charlie, let me take another look at that dog"

Tommy Loves Everyone... Im a 75 year old nutcase..