As I walked out of the front door with my bags last night, I looked back at my wife and said, "Are you sure about this? It doesn't feel right?"
"Yes, I'm sure," she replied, "You're a lazy and it's about time."
"What about the kids?" I asked.
"They're busy watching tv" she said, "Now just be a man for once and put the rubbish out." 🙂