Well last night I was wondering how off putting it must be for guys and wondered why they didn't shower off the dreadful smell before going out?

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cezm
Community Member

Balsamic vinegar ... and everyone seems to use it ...

imastawka
Honored Contributor

And still no-one has mentioned farts!

 

I was trying to eat a meal the other night in a restaurant.

At the next table was a boy of about 8.   Farts are the result

of what you eat.

 

The diet of this boy must have been a doozy!

He was farting constantly.

 

I had trouble eating my meal.   No spare tables to move to.

A far is a healthy bowel rejoicing

Probably because they do not all smell the same!

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@donnashuggy wrote:

Probably because they do not all smell the same!


Does it have something to do with the order the food was eaten.

 

Ie. Brussel sprouts - followed by baked beans etc.


@wilk1149 wrote:
A far is a healthy bowel rejoicing

 Rejoice elsewhere.   I'm trying to eat!!

5- Roadkill, the smell of the dead.

 

What idiot goes around sniffing dead coons or possums?

 

Now, the perfume emitted by a skiddled skunk is truly eye-watering.........


Possums are nothing, get a whiff of a dead kangaroo after 3 days in the sun. Phew, all those guts !